Liandra Dahl

www.liandradahl.com

2011-01-07T12:07:00.006+01:00

liandradahl.com is all systems go!

**IMPORTANT INFO** There is an equality discount for women wishing to join liandradahl.com. The discount reflects the current wage disparity between men and women world wide. That is a MASSIVE 44% discount. If you're legal gender is female and you wish to subscribe to my site and receive the equality discount please email me at liandra@liandradahl.com

This blog has now moved to HERE

Subscription rates???

2010-12-23T17:50:00.005+01:00

Okay...2 days to go! Holy shit

I have had a few questions about subscription rates and where the email is about VIP membership unique codes and such.

I am still finalising rates for re-billing with CCBill for liandradahl.com but I can tell that $12 is a ball park figure for the monthly rates with those on the VIP list getting a 25% discount on that figure and established women members getting a 44% equality discount.

As soon as I have that finalised I will send out the VIP membership email to everyone on the list ready for the 2nd January when the site goes to subscription only from the freebie first week.

So...here are the last lot of behind the scenes photos for this blog! There will be two more blog posts on here after this and then I'm moving to the website blog. See you over there! Woooooo!

VIP Membership Unique Codes

2010-12-22T11:28:00.002+01:00

I will be emailing out unique codes to all VIP members on 2nd January 2011 on the final day of the free first week.

Okay...back to work for me.

Li x

Marriage and Divorce

2010-12-15T10:00:00.005+01:00

This was on facebook this morning by a few of my buddies

"Larry King is getting his 8th divorce, Elizabeth Taylor is possibly getting married for a 9th time, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage. Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING, yet the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage?? Really? REALLY...?? Repost to your page if you agree - Proud to support equal rights for ALL"

and this was a comment...

"um...it's wrecked anyway"

and THIS is my response to all that...

Oh puh-lease! like marriage was ever an institution without MASSIVE shortcoming for all involved. Divorce is not a bad thing...relationships end...it's NATURAL! get over it. Higher divorce rates now represent social progress not social disintegration. Divorce, sometimes sad and sometimes happy, is a beautiful thing that represents freedom, flexibility and natural change in human attachments. Why the fuck is an era of having to stay married to someone you fucking loathe for fear of social and economic vilification regarded as marriages golden age? The current flexibility of marriage and divorce reflects more accurately the nature of serial monogamy, or even non-monogamy that is far better suited to human beings than this ridiculous fairytale of "the one true love forever forsaking all others" ... that shit can go eat a bag of dicks...which is probably what cinderella wished she could do after she got married and the prince got bored and started rooting his harem of concubines. I am all for those SMALL few who find one person and live happily with them till they die...power to you my friends...but I am NOT all for that particular type of human interaction being a mandate for all.

I am proud to support equal rights for ALL because that is a self justifying statement. Same sex love and relationships need to be acknowledged and respected as equal. Christian morality should get out of government legislation on the secular institution that is modern marriage. If christians don't want gay marriage then don't have it in your churches other than that IT IS NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMNED BUSINESS!

Makin' a merkin

2010-12-14T14:09:00.005+01:00

Some photos I took whilst making a merkin for a comedy skit I'm doing for my website.

...and choosing a passage from George Bataille's 'Story of an Eye'

Couple Love: Greater than the sum of their parts

2010-12-08T17:46:00.006+01:00

I was having a chat this morning and it got me thinking. I'm sure we all get emotionally invested in couples sometimes but I also occasionally have crushes on couples...it's not always that I have a crush on both people...though I usually do I suppose...but there is something more sexually magnetic about the pair itself. I think the first couple I had a crush on I met on IFM way back when, then the gorgeous two ladies from Guam I met through a past relationship, then there was an amazing circus couple followed by another and so it goes on periodically.

I remember interviewing a woman back when I was hosting IFM and she had been living with a couple and had become a part of the couple also for a number of months. I was fascinated, and I always have been by pollyamory that involves multiple live-in love partners. However I couldn't really conceive of how it would work...and I am yet to see a live-in polyamorous relationship of any longevity. Aaaarrrggghhh...but I am always saying that longevity is not the most significant indicator of a Great Realtionship... so that last comments insinuation should be stricken from the record. Well...it's all worth consideration when questioning the status quo on emotional and sexual relationship socialisation and mores. Personally, I prefer to have a primary partner and then to play briefly with others inside and outside of that relationship.

I just want to add that the longest, happiest relationships I know at present (and we are talking decades) are polyamorous relationships...just not multiple live in lovers communal kind of pollyamory.

New Arrivals

2010-12-04T01:12:00.001+01:00

Musicians?

2010-12-01T16:58:00.002+01:00

Hey all...I'm putting a call out for a musician who might want to donate a track to a good cause...namely making a movie that gives people lots of orgasms??? Anyone?? It needs to be kind of dark with a dirty beat.

VIP membership list is now closed but standard membership enquiries are, of course, still welcome.

Love

Li x

behind ticklish delights

2010-11-30T16:22:00.004+01:00

Ticklish Delights

2010-11-30T10:18:00.002+01:00

I am shooting a tickle shoot today and I am really quite excited about it. I'll report back later with how it went.

P.S. LAST DAY FOR VIP LIST if you want to be on it and receive the 25% discount on subscription email me before tomorrow morning.

Minor Crisis...Oh self doubt you insidious scourge

2010-11-29T10:31:00.018+01:00

Well stress is obviously inevitable in a heuristic sole venture but I'm not amazingly well equipped to handle stress...having debunked my past coping mechanisms (whiskey and narcotics) as faulty, self destructive and mostly ineffectual, if not down right counter productive. However I'm doing my best to ignore my negativity and self doubt and keep putting one damn foot in front of the other....it's much like ice skating was for me the other night. I knew I could do it...I've done it before...but I knew it would really hurt when I fell...causing me to move too slowly and fall...but in the end falling was part of the fun too. So...here is a behind the scenes update.

... I have dropped the ball on the laundry this last week and have had no clean underwear!

...so I went to register the bussiness with 'Kamer van Koophandel' with no underwear on...which seems utterly appropriate although incredibly chilly in 3°c. Incidentally I made the clerk blush when he asked me for an example of "short films" I would be making for online distribution.

My banned books arrived for my reading video segment for the site... (apart from James Joyce's Ulysses...grrrr...ebay I love you but I hate you too)

...but I can't leisurely enjoy the couple I haven't read already as I must speed scan read them for the most obscene parts for me to read on film.

I ended the week being "tear my hair out" frustrated with several issues and financial obstacles making things painstaking slow and success doubtful.

...then lapsed into a despondent mood about whether all the stress is worth it.

...but then I read this and I was completely inspired to keep on keeping on MUTHAFUKKAS! Boo yeah! I love you Betty.

p.s. The VIP list for membership to www.liandradahl.com is closing in 2 days and from then on only those who have been a site member for over 12 consecutive months will have their status promoted. The VIP membership will give a 25% discount on subscription as well as additional access privileges and perks to be revealed late next week.

72 Hours

2010-11-28T17:22:00.002+01:00

The VIP list for membership to www.liandradahl.com is closing in 3 days and from then on only those who have been a site member for over 12 consecutive months will have their status promoted. The VIP membership will give a 25% discount on subscription as well as additional access privileges and perks.

Ooops...

2010-11-25T17:42:00.003+01:00

I forgot to get photo documentation of the shoot I did yesterday...I'm doing another tomorrow so I shall make up for it then.

In the meantime I'll just post some images from webcam to keep you entertained.

Oh and I REGISTERED MY WEBSITE OFFICIALLY WITH THE DUTCH CHAMBER OF COMMERCE! YES I AM SHOUTING! I'm very excited indeed.

Cheers

2010-11-23T10:26:00.003+01:00

Whilst having my morning beverage...

... I found an extra large amount of comments on my blog post yesterday...
...the content of which was all in aid of cheering me up...
...which it did...
...so here is a thank you kiss.

Li x

Cheer me up

2010-11-22T14:52:00.003+01:00

Feeling grumpy today so I thought I'd put it out to the ether that I need a little cheering up.

p.s. I get dictionary.com to send me 'a word for the day' and I learnt recently that this facial expression of mine...and I use it often...is called a moue.

Speaking the unspoken continued

2010-11-21T18:22:00.004+01:00

Titillating Taboos - Animal Fantasy

I was talking with a person on webcam last month and they mentioned something I realised I had noticeably excluded from my speaking the unspoken post .... and my omission seemed hypocritical of me. I shall reiterate the disclaimer again before I proceed though. When I masturbate I have a vault of fantasies I use that are strictly fantasy. That I would never want to create in reality and I see a distinct dichotomy between how the pleasure they arouse in me during masturbation and the utterly unarousing and sometimes repellent thought of their manifestation in reality. In short...pure fantastical fantasy. These fantasies are confronting for me to share...the most confronting fantasies I have are rape fantasies where I am raped and others where I rape....they bear absolutely no relation to the reality of rape at all. The second most confronting are animal fantasies and I omitted to share these in my original post I think out of subconscious fear that caused the oversight of the necessary inclusion in such a topic discussion.

So with all that said... I occasionally have animal fantasies. It started when I read Nancy Friday's book about female fantasy "Women on Top". I read some women's fantasies in there and though I had not used such fodder for masturbation fantasies prior to reading this collection of women's secret fantasies I found some of the women's animal fantasies deeply arousing. So my own animal fantasy was created. On the occasion when this fantasy is hauled up from the vault I fantasize about a wolf...or a wolf pack chasing me through snow covered wooded terrain and upon finally halting my flight and surrounding me they set upon me...but not to murder maim and devour but to fuck me orally en masse in all erogenous zones.

Not for the squeamish...

2010-11-19T10:05:00.003+01:00

I had fun on webcam yesterday.... I had a menses fetishist and I was pleased to be able to tell them I had my period and so at their request I yoinked out my tampon and started splashing around...fucking sexy. I love the boys that love blood.

Developments

2010-11-18T19:52:00.005+01:00

This is not an update on the website today. Just that since telling you all about my fantasy as an English 'oral' tutor it has suddenly morphed after a long time of being many variations of pretty much the same thing into something quite different. Well a gang rape fantasy interestingly enough. Well my imagination has a mind of it's own and it roamed off on a tangent with this fantasy yesterday. Out of nowhere the boys school friends ambushed me at his behest tied me down wrists and ankles and then fucked me one by one and then again in turn jostling each other to get a turn.

I also used a totally new fantasy about tying one half of a very jealous couple to a chair and forcing them to watch their partner and I fucking and then both of us making them climax whilst still tied to the chair. (When I have a jealous partner I often fantasize of them in the chair and also I put myself there when I'm feeling jealous and wank away my jealousy)

So this all got me thinking about Fantasy fulfilment, as I have already talked about fantasies I wouldn’t want fulfilled I thought I should think of a few that I would. The latter of the above two is in this category. I’ve been lucky enough to fulfil quite a few fantasies of mine already, many of which are available for your viewing pleasure. Indulgence from www.ifeelmyself.com is one of those. The Quartet with Dandy, Chloe and Cle is another.

After watching Holy Smoke with Kate Winslet I really have a thing about women peeing down their legs in public but I have never done this in a shoot, I intend to.

I find two straight men kissing really freaking sexy, I would really like to watch two men who identify as straight making out, sucking each others cocks. Now that is a fantasy I have that I want to manifest in my real life.

Now I love to fuck and wank in a very sensual hedonistic way... most of the time... but I also love adversarial fucking, or battle sex as I've named it. I've heard it called "fucking and punching". I like to and be bankhanded, punched, choked, hair ripped out, scratching, biting etc I find anger harnessed for sex makes for EXPLOSIVE orgasms. So I want to end a battle fuck with the taste of blood in my mouth. Well… I’ll leave this at that as I need not tell you my fantasies now when I can show you them later.

Been thinking....

2010-11-17T13:35:00.005+01:00

So.... I've had a few blog followers over at livecam.com and I want to say a MASSIVE ...

but I've been thinking that as live cam takes 80% of the money members pay to see me on webcam it's probably a better idea for us both if blog followers email me directly and set up a skype date and pay me a reduced per minute rate directly via paypal. My paypal email is liandra@liandradahl.com...whadooya reckon?

**For a skype date I'm offering a $20 rate per 10 minute blocks and you need only tell me how many 10 minute blocks you desire or to book a whole hour for $100 which once we have scheduled a time and date will need to be paid for in advance through my paypal account (my paypal email is liandra@liandradahl.com).**

The woman's work is never done

2010-11-16T13:50:00.013+01:00

Just some images from todays session as a webcam lady...of course the knickers came off but I wanted to show 'em off here. Surprisingly to me I really enjoy the two way camera option...but then watching people come has always turned me on so I don't know why I was surprised. I was amazed when I saw someone insert a pencil into the eye of their cock all the way in though...now that was truly unexpected :O

I also got a visit from a blog follower and I thoroughly enjoyed the fuck out of that time. THANK YOU!

There'll be lots more new behind the scenes photos and updates about my website on here early next week too.

Threesome ahoy!

2010-11-12T16:51:00.005+01:00

I have found two delectably lovely women to do a threesome shoot with me and I am so excited I just had to come and post the news on here.

Webcam Schedule

2010-11-10T10:49:00.010+01:00

The time now in Holland is 12:45pm (GMT +1hr) on Thursday 11th November. I shall be online as a webcam girl in just under 22 hours!

1st webcam show = 10:00am GMT+1hr 12th November

there is a function for me to post a schedule on my Liandra livecam.com profile. So I shall update it later today and you will all know when you can find me online.

Webcam account finally!

2010-11-09T18:34:00.002+01:00

So I start moonlighting as a webcam girl as of tomorrow on http://www.livecam.com/

Behind the scenes

2010-11-06T20:40:00.003+01:00

VIP Membership

2010-11-02T11:47:00.003+01:00

Okay the VIP list is getting quite long so it will be closed on 1st December 2010 prior to my site launch. If you have emailed me already then you are on the list as everyone who has taken the trouble to write to me in support is. If you're reading this and you want to be on the list to receive the reduced membership rate and all the VIP privileges, perks and such then email me before 1st December 2010. The VIP list will reopen for memberships bi-annually but it will never again be at such a reduced rate...get it while you can.

Li x

CREDO...just incase you were wondering

2010-10-30T10:46:00.007+02:00

I know I have recently offended someone with my "broad brushstrokes" regarding my feelings towards christianity... I want to specifically say that I do not oppose your personal faith but the organised religion that politically lobby's to prevent others from living the life they choose. I am with Ghandi on this issue "I like your Christ, I do not like your christians". So, as succinctly as possible, incase anyone was wondering...

My Faith - I am agnostic and I am quite comfortable surrendering to the fact that the cosmogeny of the universe I exist in is unknowable at present. My morals are secular and can be reached through logic, empathy and compassion. I do believe that there is no religion in human culture that is THE one truth. I think that claim is arrogant, ignorant, separatist and dangerous. I believe that exclusivist organised religion is a human phenomenon where peoples faith is used for the accumulation of power and influence. I believe that exclusivist organised religions have done far more evil than good and should be held accountable. I am not refering just to ubiquitous child abuse but the countless other atrocities christianity (and most other exclusivist religions) has commited in the pursuit of power and inlfuence as well. I ardently and fiercely oppose any organised body, religious or otherwise, that attempts to prevent, inhibit and/or shame my inalienable right to the pursuit of my own version of love and happiness.

http://liandradahl.blogspot.com/2010/07/my-heroines-and-heroes-part-vi-secular.html

Coming out in porn

2010-10-27T11:01:00.004+02:00

Recently Montana Fishburne has been disowned by her father Laurence Fishburne for her choice of career in pornography and apparently for using her real name as her working name. Why the latter is of any issue I don't know. A pseudonym does not protect anyone's identity from being revealed and considering who's daughter she is it would have been out about her real name before the ink was dry on her first contract. Though Anne Desclos (aka Pauline Reage) may have managed for many decades to conceal her identity that is pornographic literature and no one ever saw her face on film. In this situation and this time with information so easily spreadable in cyberspace pseudonyms are just there as role play, for taking on a persona separate from the more mundane aspects of daily life. It is not like witness protection and no one could seriously believe that they would conceal anything. So using her real name makes sense because a pseudonym would of hidden nothing and the Fishburne name will attract her alot of attention and boost her career. Daddy is just going to have to deal...and I am sure he will eventually once the first media hype has subsided. It is a shame that he couldn't have come out and supported her...but I don't know many Father's that would.

Out of my two parents my father was always the one raving about how sex is transcendental and he has had poetry published about his feelings on sex and he once read me an explicit poem he wrote to his partner. My mother on the other hand was far more repressed. However when it comes to what I have chosen to do with my life my mother is actually more supportive than my father. Neither of them is happy about it but my mother is interested whereas my father will not let me speak of it in his ear shot. However, at least he hasn't disowned me. I am not ashamed of what I do or the industry I work in but I realise that for people who only known the smallest amount about the industry often know only the worst of it. I refuse to invite shame into my world though so I am honest about what I do when asked. The only aspect I find difficult to deal with is as a parent and I try to shield my daughter from the possibility of what I do causing her to have to deal with bullying. I am as honest with her as is appropriate for her age. She knows that I work often naked and in adult contexts that are not for children to see. I have made her aware that there is nothing wrong with what I do but that many people are anti-pleasure of the sexual variety and wish people like me to feel ashamed of my pro-pleasure career choice and if they can they would use her to do that to me, so we must be cautious.

We celebrate professional fighters and we celebrate women that become professional fighters. When will we celebrate professional fuckers? Why is professional violence so much more culturally and socially acceptable than professional sex? I wonder if I were a female boxer would I get asked into school to talk about my interesting career? I wonder if Montana had taken up boxing would her dad be proud she was using his last name?

Just a quickie....

2010-10-20T11:24:00.006+02:00

I was just looking at where my web traffic comes from and found Heavenly orgasms on a free to view website. I haven't seen this video in years but I really enjoyed this shoot and thought I would share it for blog followers that haven't seen it on IFM. Strangely enough it was heavily criticized by some of the staff at Feck's (the company behind IFM) other websites as being "too gonzo porny"... to each their own I guess but I think this is a great IFM clip whether it's gonzo or not.

found an AW movie of me here that I thought I'd share also while I'm at it and IFM has my indulgence video in it's free stuff here

A Sultry Sunday Soiree with Madison Young

2010-10-19T10:53:00.005+02:00

I am looking forward to this weekend...

"On Sunday October 24 the organizers of the CumShots festival are hosting a Sultry Sunday Soiree with Madison Young. Madison Young, the famous bondage model, educator, kink performer, performance artist and feministe extra-ordinaire. In a secret breath taking hide-away in Amsterdam, 50 people can join to hear her talk, see her perform or let her feed you chocolate and wine. This event is aimed towards women. Male friends are very welcome, yet tickets are limited."

There is a public event facebook page of the same title as this blog with details of what the soiree entails and how to reserve tickets. Should be a grand evening.

Matinée - An Erotic Film by Jeniifer Lyon Bell

2010-10-16T17:35:00.007+02:00

Oh where to start…well I’ll tell you what it is about. It’s a short film about two actors who take a risk after a mediocre review of their onstage chemistry by actually having sex instead of simulating it in their crucial stage scene in the play in which they perform together. To begin with I love that the sex in this short erotic movie is motivated by ambition not love or even lust but is also successfully portrayed as meaningful, sincere and spontaneous. The acting is smooth and believable and I was deeply impressed with both leads who were performing explicit sex scenes in front of the camera for the first time, fucking bravo Alicia Whitsover and Steven McAlister.

There are numerous things I love about this ambitious scene also. That it was performed in front of a theatre audience…the exhibitionist and the voyeur in me connecting and empathising with both the performers and the audience. I enjoyed noting the audience responses to the scene unfolding before them. I was turned on by being able to hear the sounds the actress was making, they were particularly sexy and I noted the sincerity lent authenticity to the sex and brought me into her experience and at that point my own arousal really started to kick in. Having done some research on the Director Jennifer Lyon Bell I know she wishes to convey realistic emotional interaction of sex in her erotic movies and to see the actresses face as she became increasingly aroused and to witness the exchange of emotional and sexual cues and eye contact between the two actors is something I have found engages me infinitely more than films where this is excluded or minimal. I felt the sensual and intimate aspects of kissing, skin and touch were also included as a salient part of the sexual experience rather than getting straight to the genitals but was glad that close up explicit shots of cocks, cunts and penetration wasn’t completely sacrificed to this more sensual perspective, though I would have like to see a little more of these more explicit shots.

Massive kudos for including safe sex and in such a way as not to appear awkward or to detract from the chemistry between the actors. The slow sensual sex was totally appropriate to the narrative but I did find myself speculating what Jennifer Lyon Bell could do with a narrative that required an even more heated, passionate sexual exchange between the actors. I think the film effectively asserts the point that there is a place for explicit sex in narrative filmmaking and cinema and that erotic films are more than capable of having high production values and easily established artistic merit.

In short it gets my vote. More please.

p.s. the making of documentary on the DVD is worth watching too and I noted that like me Jennifer saw her first porn in highschool and knew then that she wanted to make erotica that she could totally engage with sexually and emotionally. Unfortunately Australia once again let itself down as this film was prey to the Australian Office of Film and Literature Classification boards censorship at the 2009 Melbourne Underground Film Festival(MUFF) and the Melbourne Sexy International Film Festival. Inspite of the ban the film went on to win Best Short Film prize at MUFF and rightly so... a big FUCK YOU to the censors.

p.s. I loved the little director cameo also and I have added this photo because well I just thought you should all know that she is not only educated, articulate, intelligent and talented but smoking hot also. *wink*

The biblical wank bank

2010-10-16T13:10:00.006+02:00

...so as if yesterdays blog wasn't long enough on the topic I feel like sharing more. These are not so hard to confess.

I went through a phase in 2006 where I read The Harper-Collins Study Bible from cover to cover...including notes on various bible editions particular choices in translation. The phase was called "know thy enemy". I find it helps when debating christians about whether I will burn in hell to know their sacred text better than they do so I can ask them if they have ever had shellfish and tell them they shall also be burning alongside me when they answer in the afirmative (Leviticus 11:11). What I wasn't expecting was to get any wank material out of it...but I did. So I am just going to write here a most blasphemous list of biblical inspired wank fantasies I have.

1) I am Mary Magdelene and I am fucking Jesus (strictly speaking not in the bible but I like to read between the lines with my epic literature... like Patroklos and Achilles in the Iliad)

2) I am Tamar tricking Judah by disguising myself as a whore on the side of the road and into a bit of 'hows your father' ...excuse the pun...he was her father inlaw.

3) Bathsheba exhibiting herself by bathing on the rooftop and seducing king David.

4) Oh and of course Ruth and Naomi for some lesbian loving.

“Do not press me to leave you or to turn back from following you! Where you go, I will go; where you lodge I will lodge; your people shall be my people, and your God my God. Where you die, I will die — there will I be buried. May the Lord do thus and so to me, and more as well, if even death parts me from you!” - Ruth 1:16-17

Fantasy - Speaking the Unspoken

2010-10-15T17:57:00.006+02:00

I have certain fantasies I sometimes use when I masturbate that I have never told anyone. It troubles me that I will not speak of these fantasies but I know why. Fear of them and fear of how they will be analysed by anyone I told. Though these fantasies belong only to that realm id and bear no resemblance to real events my arousal is in the transgression of not only cultural mores but also my own principals and taboos.

So I’m going to be brave and confess my deepest darkest fantasies and all I’m going to ask from you in return is the suspension of your belief.

So I shall start with my tamest untold fantasies and work up...it begins with tutoring a boy of about 16 in English at his home at the behest of his parents. He is a timid boy and his timidity is prohibiting him from performing well in oral performances of his otherwise excellent poetry. So I resolve to find a solution to the problem of his inhibiting oral awkwardness. I do this by first putting his hand on my inner thigh and then moving it up my skirt my crotch where his finger tips brush against my clitoris through my knickers. Then I ask him if this excites him and if he would like to do more to help him relax into his lessons. He consents. I am sitting on the desk and he sits on a chair in front of me. I ask him to put both his hands up my skirt and remove my underwear to my ankles. He does so obediently. I then pull his head towards my cunt and instruct him on how to perform cunnilingus on me until I cum in his mouth. He looks up at me with pride in his eyes at what he has achieved. We continue with the English lesson. This fantasy has a variation that involves me sitting astride him on the chair and having penetrative sex with him taking his virginity and telling him exactly how to suck on my nipples to intensify my orgasms.

Another is turning up on at docks and offering all the male workers a chance to line up and fuck me hard and rough making me cum over and over again as each new man steps up and inserts his cock in my cunt or arse. Not my mouth…I strangely never fantasize about giving blowjobs…getting them (yes with me having a dick) but not giving them. Sorry if this disappoints. Really I think the fantasies about having a cock illustrate most clearly that I have no desire for these things to manifest into reality. I LOVE being a woman…and as you all know I love my cunt.

I also fantasize about being violently forced into public submission. Specifically my being bound hands and feet with a very rough rope, and gagged, usually with the underwear that has been torn off from me as I was bound then subsequently dragged to a public area by my hair in the rain along wet cobbled streets where upon I am fucked violently by my oppressor whilst being choked, slapped and bitten.

...and finally... I am walking home in the dark and wet and I witness a girl being raped in a park. I kick a post supporting a sapling tree from the ground and stalk up on the woman's assailant. I swing my arms back and smash him across the skull with everything I've got hearing the crack of it fracturing. He collapses onto of her and I drag her from underneath his bulk. We bind his hands and feet together, turn him over on his side and I kick him hard in the guts, balls and lower back. I hold his head up as she pulls her panties down squats over him and pisses on his face to bring him back to consciousness then she kicks him in the face smashing his nose, the blood spray hitting my face and going in my mouth. I am excited by the taste his blood. I stand up and kiss her there are tears, blood and dirt on her face and I can taste them in this kiss. She takes my hand and puts it on her clitoris and in almost seconds she cums in my hand, my other arm around her waist to support her weakened knees. She then takes the post from the floor and kneeling down behind him she yanks down his jeans and inserts it in his anus hard...and out...and in again. He screams and begs us to stop so I remove his shoes to get his socks to stuff into his mouth. As she rapes him with the post she spits on his face and rips at his hair. She is frenzied with adrenalin. I masturbate watching the bacchic visceral animalism of her vengeance.

Webcam Date?

2010-10-10T18:59:00.005+02:00

So livecam.com are taking their sweet time to set up my broadcasting account and I've been getting a few emails about wanting a webcam date. Unfortunately I have very little spare time right now so I thought I would auction of a 1hr skype webcam date...so send me your bids via email to liandra@liandradahl.com and the highest bidder wins. Auction closes 18th October 2010. Date will be within one week of the closing date.

Li x

CUNT is not a bad word...

2010-10-05T16:27:00.008+02:00

Dandy and I used to have T-shirts that said this printed across the front. It caused all kinds of reactions...sometime abuse and more than once a free round of drinks on the bar owner.

Recently I have had two separate friends tell me that someone, and in both instances it was a man, objected to them using the word Cunt as a positive reference to their own genitals. The confusion that the reclamation of word can cause is totally understandable, but this seems as presumptuous as telling an African American that he shouldn't call himself a nigger...something I am certain these guys would never have dreamed of doing for fear. So why is ok to tell a woman not to call her cunt a cunt? Is it the strength of the word or the strength of the woman they fear I wonder? Well luckily for us both these woman are brazen cunt lovers and made it clear that they would call the genitals whatever they damn well pleased. I found myself wondering what would happen if I were to say to a man that I prefer him to call his cock a pee-pee while we're having sex or talking dirty...he would probably loose his erection.

I am in total agreement with Inga Muscio (in her book CUNT) and Eve Ensler (The Vagina Monologues) that cunt needs to be reclaimed. The etymology of cunt is disputed but it is a powerful word...far more than vagina...of which the etymology is 'a sheath for sword' which is more than a little reductive regarding the multifarious nature and activities of a cunt.

Anyway on a more positive note...blogger.com has a stats function and the number one most viewed blog post of mine is I LOVE MY CUNT so that goes to show that you guys love CUNT too. YAY. So here is a little reward for you all.

p.s. you can now follow me on twitter http://twitter.com/liandradahl

Liandra the webcam girl

2010-10-01T16:19:00.007+02:00

So I got the job as a webcam girl and I'm just signing all the legal forms and sending them back... I will be on livecam.com sometime next week. I'll let you know what times soon. So with this and all the work for the website I shall be extremely busy and may take longer to get back to peoples emails than usual. I am sure you all appreciate my blood sweat and tears going into this though...I know I do...all those things are a fetish of mine.

Nina Hartley, Adult Film Director, Actor, and Sex Educator

2010-09-30T14:25:00.000+02:00

Blog Envy

2010-09-29T14:44:00.009+02:00

Yes it happens...I can get a little green-eyed over an amazingly well put together blog post that wasn't mine. I find it happens often with Alway Aroused Girl, The Righteous Harlot, Quiet Riot Girl and now a new culprit has been brought to my attention (thank you so much justaperfectday...sincerely) this lady has given me blog envy most recently. I don't tend to think of envy as an unhealthy sensation though...infact quite the contrary. Envy in its malignant form is merely a negative expression of admiration. Specifically admiration of a quality or thing that you aspire to be or have. Personally I need to find people I admire and envy because it keeps raising the bar for me. I also love this burgeoning bevy of beguiling blogging bacchantes the blogsphere has to offer (oh my I'm over doing my alliteration fetish...ok I promise I'll stop now) because it gives me hope...yes that general warm and fuzzy feeling that is infinitely preferable to the despair 'womens' magazines inspires in me.

As a brief aside envy's also green eyed twin jealousy is something I loathe though. When it rears its head in my romantic relationships I have found a cure! I wank over the very thing that's been making me jealous until it is all caught up with warm oxytocin induced feelings...dah dah...no more jealousy. It's genius...and sometimes means I can cry and wank at the same time to begin with...which is really freaking cathartic. Then again I also wank over the things I envy/admire...really any excuse will do.

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